Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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