well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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