so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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