i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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