dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize