I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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