I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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