Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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