So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just blew my weed a kiss
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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