i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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