I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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