I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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