Your face is a jimmy john
the day after is always just damage control
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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