question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My pussy is not your playground.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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