p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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