I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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