Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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