I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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