shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I will pee on everything he values.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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