She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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