i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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