Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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