cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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