i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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