at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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