Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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