Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
