I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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