i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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