Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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