i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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