Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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