He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
