It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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