All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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