Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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