how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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