When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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