Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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