Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
