I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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