some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The power of my boobs compel you
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