i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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