had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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