did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
