Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think a kid would responsible me up
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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