I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Randomize
