Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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