we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
sex in a hospital.. check
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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