He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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