he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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