Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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