U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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