Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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