I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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